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The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender
was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000
bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran
into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could
squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people
had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody
could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick
glasses and a pin stripe suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice "
I'd like to try the bet" After the laughter had died down, the
bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away.
Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man
clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the
glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and
asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a
lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
“Well,” said the little man, “I set fee schedules for an HMO.”
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